You know what makes a cake poker player great? It's not only the record, not only the bracelets or the millions, or their face up on some Internet gambling site. It's the poise, the politeness, the kindness while they murder you. It's losing to them and still wanting to be them. All glorious traits that completely elude one Phil Hellmuth. I've seen enough rants to last me a lifetime from him, but this one in particular is just